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Andrew Hardingham - Off The Rack

2009-08-05

Do Snowboard Magazine articles hold up? Ride Pro Andrew Hardingham puts them to the test.

From Andrew Hardingham's You Tube Channel:
[http://www.youtube.com/user/everythingells]

Today i started walking on my own two legs after breaking my Pelvis into 9 pieces in early February. i lost 10-15 lbs. of muscle mass in an area know to the medical community as the "LEG". i now have a cane so i ask that all those who address me now call me "BIG Poppa" and in order to keep the crippling limp of my walk from shinning through i've began walking with a P.I.M.P limp. already 4 woman have asked for a job and i have quite the lucrative tax free business running in this resort town known as BANFF. with the only exception of one other prostitution ring i am the only other operator here and now that i have a PIMP limp i get madd respect from the streets.

in celebration of my new business and the fact that i can now walk, i have started up another business exploiting the swine flu ignorance by selling flu masks and hand sanitizer out of a hotdog cart i bought on e-bay. every 6th face mask gets a free pork hotdog with bacon. this style of marketing has help me expand into BC and the Northern Territory. im now a triple threat in business and have called my franchise H1N1 sauce because of the special ingredient in the sauce that i serve with the dogs. im currently working on a new short film called "MY FEAR STICK" that will be release in the coming weeks world wide to help promote the "THUNDER MOUTH" film. look out for it!! peace